if your saturday had a terpene profile

some saturdays are citrus.

some are mango.

some are definitely crème brûlée.

your plans have a flavor, whether you realize it or not.

and while we can't scientifically prove that your weekend has a terpene profile, we can say this: the right cannabis can make a moment feel like itself.

9:07 a.m. — citrus

you woke up before your alarm.

the apartment is quiet. the coffee is good. you have absolutely no idea what you're doing today.

this is a citrus kind of morning.

bright. fresh. slightly unpredictable. something like lemon libertine.

you open the windows. put on music. start making plans that may or may not survive breakfast.

recommended pairing: something bright with a fresh, zesty profile.

ideal activity: deciding you're going to become a morning person.

12:43 p.m. — tropical fruit

you're three neighborhoods away from where you started.

you've bought something you didn't need. found a tiny bookstore. walked into a restaurant because the menu looked good through the window.

there was never really a plan.

there doesn't need to be one.

this is banana lotus territory.

ripe banana. silky vanilla. a clean, refreshing finish.

ideal activity: getting slightly lost on purpose.

3:18 p.m. — mango

the group chat finally came alive.

someone says they're “just grabbing a drink.”

you know what that means.

mango mirage energy is less where are we going? and more let's see what happens.

juicy mango. tangy fruit. tropical without taking itself too seriously.

ideal activity: plans that weren't plans until 45 minutes ago.

6:52 p.m. — savory

the sun is going down.

you've been outside all day and somehow haven't checked your phone in two hours.

dinner suddenly sounds much more important than it did this morning.

you want something with character.

something herbal. earthy. maybe a little funky. basil bomb.

ideal activity: ordering too much food and being completely fine with it.

9:27 p.m. — crème noir

the shoes are off.

the lights are low.

nobody is asking where you're going next.

crème noir enters the chat.

creamy notes. salty caramel. rich and indulgent.

the flavor equivalent of realizing you don't actually have to leave the house again tonight.

ideal activity: absolutely nothing.

11:54 p.m. — whatever you want

this is where the personality test falls apart.

because cannabis isn't a personality quiz.

there's no perfect strain for a certain hour, outfit, playlist, or version of yourself.

sometimes the most interesting pairing is the one you didn't expect.

a bright flavor on a rainy night.

an indica before a late dinner.

a tropical profile while you're sitting completely still.

that's part of the fun.

there are no rules about what your saturday is supposed to taste like.

so what's your saturday?

citrus morning?

tropical afternoon?

mango plans?

crème noir nightcap?

or something completely different?

whatever it is, pay attention.

because cannabis is more interesting when you stop thinking about it as a category and start thinking about it as an experience.

your day has a flavor.